All my Pets

Me and my family loves animals.  Over the years we have had the strangest animals in and out of our house.  We have a lots of dogs, cats, birds, ducks, iguanas, snakes, rabbits, fish, hermit crabs, and some others before i was born.  I love giving my animals weird names. I have named the last 6 pets that we have ever had.  The hardest part about having animals is being able to remember to feed them all.  And the fact that half of them eat a lot is harder because buying food means spending a lot of money.  Keeping them clean is also a challenge.  Having a baby duck is the most hardest because she is the messiest one of them  all.  Every time she eats she messes up her aquarium that she stays in.  My sisters dog is very annoying because after she gets a bath she always goes and plays in the mud and gets dirty all over again like a crackhead.  That is the reason why i do not give her baths anymore.  But my sister takes her to the groomers at least once a month so that is how she gets her fur trimmed.  We also have a golf-fin cockatoo bird and she is all white.  Her name is sugar but she has a lot of problems with her feathers.  One day she just pulled them all off.  We had to buy her some stuff so they could grow back and they did.  But once again she pulled them off again.  We put the stuff on her again but this time her feathers have not grown  back at all.  She is very loud and annoying and I hope we do get rid of her. Well that is all about my crazy pets in my crazy house.